Even The Language Is Corrupt

By Tom Sullivan On November 23, 2011  

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH

Immediately and Henceforth,

  • Naked aggression shall be called “preemptive war”
  • Propaganda shall be called “news”
  • State kidnapping shall be called “extraordinary rendition”
  • Water torture shall be called “enhanced interrogation”
  • Arbitrary imprisonment shall be called “extrajudicial detention”
  • Kleptocracy shall be called “privatization”
  • Securities fraud shall be called “derivatives trading”
  • Sitting on the ground shall be called “active resistance”
  • Chemical attacks against sitting civilians shall be called “pain compliance.”

That is all.

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 
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One Response to Even The Language Is Corrupt

  1. TJ says:
    November 27, 2011 at 1:20 am

    And, layoffs(officially not allowed b/c of postal union rules) shall be called “re-alignments.”

    We civilians need a rewrite of the whole Webster dictionary, as well as the constitution.

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